The Cantaloupe Cats Movie Podcast w/ John and Tom
Long form reviews and deep dive analysis of cinematic master & disaster-pieces. HEAVY SPOILERS , interesting guests and fun skits aplenty. Hosted by John Wlaysewski (Horror movie aficionado & music producer, Late Cambrian frontman).
Co-Hosted by Tom Milligan (Movie Reviewer at Creepy Kingdom, Letterboxd @tombomb421)
Episodes

14 hours ago
14 hours ago
1hr 25 min
Look who's back dropping lore on the Evil Dead franchise with The Cantaloupe Cats!
Matthew Milligan (Wheatus, Late Cambrian, Weird Al-gorithm Podcast). Join the Cantaloupe Cats as they take a darkly hilarious journey into the history and lore of the franchise and the new film's place in it. Also, witness John's slow decent into madness over the course of the episode. Heavy Spoilers for: The Evil Dead Franchise, Megalomaniac (2022), Poltergeist 3.
As is tradition there are fake commercials strewn throughout.
PS- Cartoon John and Tom have been replaced by real John and Tom, in solidarity with humanity against our technocrat overlords.

Jun 8, 2026
Jun 8, 2026
1hr 22 min
Hey Horror Fans!
We are back again soon-ish with a deep dive into the new Backrooms movie by Kane Parsons! Thank you for no clipping into our podcast to wander the halls of movie criticism and analysis. This is a very wide ranging review with deep dives into the movie as well as rants about A.I. and YouTube criticism....
Spoilers for:
Keeper, Us, Being John Malkovich, The Shining, Burn After Reading, Six Feet Under TV Show, Channel Zero, Severance, Archive 81, The Night House, Marble Hornets, The Star Wars franchise, The Caretaker - Everywhere at the End of Time, Weapons, The Substance, Sleep No More, The Killer.
Episode song: Fall Into The Backrooms by Fashion Bird Danger Danger

May 21, 2026
May 21, 2026
1hr 39 min
Hey Cantaloupe Cats fans and friends,
Our new episode is here! Tom and John do a deep dive on Damien McCarthy's brand new film Hokum. Also, we are joined by Tinguu, graphic novelist, illustrator and all around nerd for a discussion of Curry Barker's Obsession, a film that left me shaken when the lights came up.
As is tradition, three fake commercials are strewn about this wide ranging discussion, all of them relevant to the films we discuss today. HEAVY SPOILERS for Hokum, Obsession, Oddity etc.
All things Tinguu
Purchase The Cannibals by Tinguu

Apr 20, 2026
Apr 20, 2026
1hr 44 min
The Cantaloupe Cats are back with a super packed episode! After chatting briefly about Undertone and Ready or Not 2, we bring on special guest Olive Hui (AKA: Pineapple O) to chat about Exit 8, the movie as well as the game. Then we tackle Lee Cronin's The Exorci.... I mean Mummy, and end the episode with Faces of Death! Strap in friends, this is a long one. As per usual there are fun fake commercials created by Tom and special guest, Olive.
Spoilers for: Undertone, Ready or Not 2, Exit 8, Lee Cronin's The Mummy, Faces of Death, Project Hail Mary, Wish Upon, Vivarium.
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May 3rd at The Bellhouse featuring performances by David Cross, Wheatus, Late Cambrian, Dave Foley and Kevin McDonald, Julie Klausner and More!!!
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Am I In a time loop?
Theme Song: Language, Violence, Adult Situations
by Fashion Bird Danger Danger

Mar 4, 2026
Mar 4, 2026
1hr 12 min
Are you stranded on a desert island of the soul? Do you have tuna fish on your face that no one at work will tell you is there? It's Send Help by Sam Raimi, his first time back in the horror genre since 2009's Drag Me To Hell. Joining us on the pod is Eric Zeender, guitar player for Late Cambrian and movie enthusiast! I'm reminded of that line in Bodies Bodies Bodies where Rachel Sennot's podcast is called "Hanging Out with Your Smartest and Funniest Friends". Spoilers for Send Help, I Know What You Did Last Summer (remake) & the Scream Franchise.
Theme Song: Language, Violence, Adult Situations
by Fashion Bird Danger Danger

Jan 24, 2026
Jan 24, 2026
2hr 6 min
It's January. You know what that usually means... film companies dump their worst movies in the first quarter of the year. Not 2026 though. Into the deadzone drops Primate and 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, bucking this decades long trend with two bangers. We've brought out the big guns for the first episode of 2026.
First up is music video director and "gorilla" filmmaker King Z https://www.captainimmondizia.net who has joined us to talk about Primate, because of his love for killer chimp movies and all things monkey related.
Up next is Levi Wilson https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2358125/ , director and screenwriter, making his return to the pod after he talked about 28 Years Later in one of our more popular episodes.
Strap in, this is a long one... maybe just put it on while your ironing clothes or drifting off to sleep high as a kite.
Theme Song: Language, Violence, Adult Situations
by Fashion Bird Danger Danger

Dec 28, 2025
Dec 28, 2025
1hr 39 min
At long last The Cantaloupe Cats are back with our Top 10 Horror movies of 2025! This was a great year for horror tentpoles as well as some under the radar gems as well. Spoilers for, well a whole bunch of horror movies, as well as The Chair Company.
Theme song:
Language, Violence, Adult Situations
by Fashion Bird Danger Danger

Nov 22, 2025
Nov 22, 2025
1hr 12 min
Hey Horror Lovers and Cantaloupe Cats enthusiasts!
Another brand new episode for you all. We dive into YouTuber Chris Stuckman's first full length movie, Shelby Oaks, as well as Osgood Perkins' brand new movie Keeper! As per usual, there are HEAVY SPOILERS for both movies. Tom Milligan is traveling for the holidays so there is only one fake commercial this time by John Wlaysewski. I just noticed when looking up the posters for the movies, that they are like polar opposites of each other. Interesting artwork synchronicity. Enjoy!
Theme Song: Language, Violence, Adult Situations by Fashion Bird Danger Danger

Oct 22, 2025
Oct 22, 2025
1hr 23 min
00:00 - Good Boy
31:06 - Doug commercial
32:25 - Bone Lake
57:09 - Whisper Link commercial
Hey! The Cantaloupe Cats are back with a brand new episode! For halloween season we decided to tackle two movies in one jam packed episode. Indie darling and dog oriented horror movie, Good Boy & "erotic" horror thriller Bone Lake. It's the dog and bone episode you've all been waiting for. Also, as is tradition, two fake commercials created by Tom and John are included here, with a special guest animal noise performance by Olive Hui. This episode has HEAVY SPOILERS!
This episode's theme song is INTO THE LILAC TREE by Late Cambrian, their brand new single!

Sep 10, 2025
Sep 10, 2025
23 min
Dylan Mars Greenberg talks about her newest film, Spirit Riser which is playing at the Roxy in Tribeca on September 15th 2025 https://www.roxycinemanewyork.com/screenings/spirit-riser-qa/
After the tragic death of their parents, two sisters (Summer Greenberg and Amanda Flowers) are torn apart and sent to opposite coasts by a malevolent entity. One sister cannot remember who she is, and the other cannot grasp the fateful task that lies ahead of her. While fighting to make their way back to each other, the sisters encounter many strange characters that could either help them or destroy them.Prepare for sensory overload from the famously outrageous Dylan Greenberg. For this magnum opus, Greenberg gathered some of her cast regulars regulars in Amanda Flowers (Shakespeare’s Shitstorm), Jurgen Azazel Munster (Werewolf Bitches from Outer Space), and Matthew Silver (Glamarus), and joined them with jaw-dropping new faces, including Cherie Currie of The Runaways, an unrecognizable Whitney Moore (Birdemic), Lynn Lowry (Shivers), Kansas and Parker Bowling (Cuddly Toys), rock and roll legend Alan Merrill, Patti Harrison (Together Together), and Gender Outlaw author Kate Bornstein, with narration by Michael Madsen (Reservoir Dogs).
directed by: Dylan Greenbergstarring: Amanda Flowers, Cherie Currie, Michael Madsen, Kansas Bowling, Lynn Lowry






